Has Sonia Gandhi ever expressed an opinion except displeasure? Satire.
New Delhi: After weeping due to the Batla House encounter, the impasse over the food security bill, defeat of a candidate in Bangalore, lack of unity in the Kerala Congress, the amount of masala in her McMasala burger, etc. Sonia Gandhi has reportedly expressed her displeasure over the ambiguous ending of “Lunchbox”.
“Sonia madam did not understand Lunchbox,” Salman Khurshid, official spokesperson for Sonia Gandhi’s unhappiness episodes said. “She explicitly expressed her displeasure over the ambiguous ending and did not leave the cinema hall for thirty minutes after the movie ended, thinking some reasonable ending would be shown. Either Irrfan Khan dies in a terrorist blast on the Bombay local or catches up with the affair-waalee lady and goes to Bhutan with her.”
”They could have at least shown an ending with a couple of shots in Bhutan… or shown Irrfan’s severed limbs after the bomb blast,” Mr. Khurshid added. “Madamji left the hall weeping, unable to understand why she had not understood the movie. It also gave her severe acidity.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/28/sonia-gandhi-expresses-displeasure-at-the-ending-of-lunchbox/
New Delhi: After weeping due to the Batla House encounter, the impasse over the food security bill, defeat of a candidate in Bangalore, lack of unity in the Kerala Congress, the amount of masala in her McMasala burger, etc. Sonia Gandhi has reportedly expressed her displeasure over the ambiguous ending of “Lunchbox”.
“Sonia madam did not understand Lunchbox,” Salman Khurshid, official spokesperson for Sonia Gandhi’s unhappiness episodes said. “She explicitly expressed her displeasure over the ambiguous ending and did not leave the cinema hall for thirty minutes after the movie ended, thinking some reasonable ending would be shown. Either Irrfan Khan dies in a terrorist blast on the Bombay local or catches up with the affair-waalee lady and goes to Bhutan with her.”
”They could have at least shown an ending with a couple of shots in Bhutan… or shown Irrfan’s severed limbs after the bomb blast,” Mr. Khurshid added. “Madamji left the hall weeping, unable to understand why she had not understood the movie. It also gave her severe acidity.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/28/sonia-gandhi-expresses-displeasure-at-the-ending-of-lunchbox/
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