I know I have overdone this but Manmohan Singh's muteness makes for a juicy target. Satire.
New Delhi. The Prime Minister’s Office has come out with a potentially stunning revelation in a press release today. The press release from an unnamed source in the PMO revealed that Manmohan Singh is actually extremely vocal about all kinds of issues- ranging from the way Rahul Gandhi belittled him recently to the amount of salt in his aloo parantha.
“The PM is not mute,” the unnamed source from within the PMO said. “He just emits sound in a very high frequency that human ears cannot hear.” The release went on to blame the Indian public for not possessing the hearing capacity to process sounds emitted by Dr. Manmohan Singh. “You should see the number of bats and dogs he attracts with his speeches,” the release added. “There is a horde of dogs and bats that have made their home in a cave beside his residence.”
“I feel like I am working for a Sikh Batman,” the source concluded.
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