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In one of his latest speeches, Mr. Rahul Gandhi- the Vice President of the Congress Party- has revealed that he has decided to turn 24 on his upcoming 44th birthday. Mr. Gandhi revealed that he had been trying to turn 24 for some years now but only succeeded once so far. However, he mentioned that he was confident that with a new found self-confidence, he had attained the ability to turn 24 again.
“You see it’s all a matter of attaining escape velocity,” Mr. Gandhi said. “Ambedkar did it. Chacha Chaudhary’s right hand man Saboo also did it, that too from Jupiter. When you are a youth leader and you attain escape velocity, anything is possible.”
“I haven’t heard him say this,” Ajay Maken said, when accosted by this Faking News reporter. “But we will go by what Rahulji has said. We will consider an ordinance to enforce this as well, if Rahulji has made up his mind.”
“After all, age is just something you can tear and throw away,” Mr. Maken added, almost as an afterthought.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/10/rahul-gandhi-decides-to-turn-24-on-his-44th-birthday/
In one of his latest speeches, Mr. Rahul Gandhi- the Vice President of the Congress Party- has revealed that he has decided to turn 24 on his upcoming 44th birthday. Mr. Gandhi revealed that he had been trying to turn 24 for some years now but only succeeded once so far. However, he mentioned that he was confident that with a new found self-confidence, he had attained the ability to turn 24 again.
“You see it’s all a matter of attaining escape velocity,” Mr. Gandhi said. “Ambedkar did it. Chacha Chaudhary’s right hand man Saboo also did it, that too from Jupiter. When you are a youth leader and you attain escape velocity, anything is possible.”
“I haven’t heard him say this,” Ajay Maken said, when accosted by this Faking News reporter. “But we will go by what Rahulji has said. We will consider an ordinance to enforce this as well, if Rahulji has made up his mind.”
“After all, age is just something you can tear and throw away,” Mr. Maken added, almost as an afterthought.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/10/rahul-gandhi-decides-to-turn-24-on-his-44th-birthday/
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