The "OLX pe bech de" theme was ringing in my head. Decided to do something about it. Satire.
Trustworthy sources from within the Congress party have revealed that with Rahul Gandhi becoming more of a liability by the day, the party has listed him on OLX and have been trying to sell him off for some time now.
“We saw this ad on TV and realized everybody can sell off their puraana samaan online now,” a senior party functionary said, on condition of anonymity. “So we thought we might as well offload Rahul now given that everything he says becomes an article on Faking News later in the day.”
“We thought we would get at least some interest… at least from some comedy shows, satire sites or maybe from news channels who could entertain people with Rahul’s comments on different things,” the source continued. “But there has been zero interest so far. First they say clean up the system; and when we try to generate party funds in a clean way, we get no interest at all. Ab corruption naa karein toh kya karein?”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/22/congress-tries-to-sell-rahul-gandhi-on-olx-fails/
Trustworthy sources from within the Congress party have revealed that with Rahul Gandhi becoming more of a liability by the day, the party has listed him on OLX and have been trying to sell him off for some time now.
“We saw this ad on TV and realized everybody can sell off their puraana samaan online now,” a senior party functionary said, on condition of anonymity. “So we thought we might as well offload Rahul now given that everything he says becomes an article on Faking News later in the day.”
“We thought we would get at least some interest… at least from some comedy shows, satire sites or maybe from news channels who could entertain people with Rahul’s comments on different things,” the source continued. “But there has been zero interest so far. First they say clean up the system; and when we try to generate party funds in a clean way, we get no interest at all. Ab corruption naa karein toh kya karein?”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/22/congress-tries-to-sell-rahul-gandhi-on-olx-fails/
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