Krishh 3 is going to suck. Big time. But for now let me ridicule our administration. Again.
Satire.
After being asked to go slow on Manmohan Singh in the Coalgate scam, the Central Bureau of Investigation has been asked to occupy its time better by investigating more important cases such as the absence of a Krishh 2 between Krishh 1 and Krishh 3. CBI Director Ranjit Singh aka “Caged Parrot” confirmed the news report.
“The government is really perturbed by the fact that we are targeting all these politicians, bureaucrats and industrialists continuously,” Mr. Singh said. “So we have been asked to investigate more worthy cases, like the absence of a Krishh 2. Madame Sonia Gandhi was especially perturbed by our investigations and has left the Parliament house weeping on several occasions because of this.”
“We are also looking for the Cosco ball Rahul Gandhiji lost while playing gully cricket with Indira Gandhi’s bodyguards in 1980,” Mr. Singh said. “We have discovered ten thousand two hundred and twenty three lost Cosco balls so far but Rahulji has not yet been able to identify the correct ball. But we are making significant progress every day in this case as well.”
“One of the theories we are working on is that he hit it too hard and it attained escape velocity,” he added.
my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/26/cbi-instructed-to-forget-about-missing-coal-files-investigate-missing-krishh-2/
Satire.
After being asked to go slow on Manmohan Singh in the Coalgate scam, the Central Bureau of Investigation has been asked to occupy its time better by investigating more important cases such as the absence of a Krishh 2 between Krishh 1 and Krishh 3. CBI Director Ranjit Singh aka “Caged Parrot” confirmed the news report.
“The government is really perturbed by the fact that we are targeting all these politicians, bureaucrats and industrialists continuously,” Mr. Singh said. “So we have been asked to investigate more worthy cases, like the absence of a Krishh 2. Madame Sonia Gandhi was especially perturbed by our investigations and has left the Parliament house weeping on several occasions because of this.”
“We are also looking for the Cosco ball Rahul Gandhiji lost while playing gully cricket with Indira Gandhi’s bodyguards in 1980,” Mr. Singh said. “We have discovered ten thousand two hundred and twenty three lost Cosco balls so far but Rahulji has not yet been able to identify the correct ball. But we are making significant progress every day in this case as well.”
“One of the theories we are working on is that he hit it too hard and it attained escape velocity,” he added.
my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/26/cbi-instructed-to-forget-about-missing-coal-files-investigate-missing-krishh-2/
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