October 10, 2013

Rahul Gandhi to replace Kapil Sharma in ‘Comedy Nights’

A serious Rahul Gandhi is funnier than Ray Romano, Jerry Seinfeld, Mathew Perry and Kapil Sharma put together. Satire.

It appears that the weekend TV show “Comedy Nights with Kapil” on the TV Channel “Colors” would soon be getting a makeover.The ouster of Kapil Sharma from the eponymous show he started on TV seems imminent – with Rahul Gandhi set to replace him.

Mr. Gandhi has, so far, provided comic relief to vast majorities of the Indian population with his observations on poverty, bees, space shuttles and other nonsensical things. “Rahul Gandhi is funnier than Kapil by far- even on a bad day for Mr. Gandhi,” our source from within Colors, told us. “He makes the best analogies anyone can make and that too free of cost. Imagine what he would do if we were to give him a little bit of money for it.”

“He writes his own speeches,” a prominent Gandhi family speechwriter said, on condition of anonymity, refusing to accept any responsibility for any of Mr. Gandhi’s speeches. “Even if we write something for him, he uses his quick wit and education to come up with incredible things on the spot, without any help from anyone. He is truly one of a kind.”

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