Why kill you? You complete the idea of India.
Satire.
Churu, Rajasthan: After Rahul Gandhi revealed that he was afraid of being killed off like his grandmother and father for being secular, Faking News caught up with several communal and terrorist outfits. The consensus among the outfits was that Mr. Gandhi was far too entertaining to be killed.
Too funny.
“Kill him? Why!” said a senior official in Lashkar-eToiba. “He is our daily entertainment. Every night when we get together for dinner, we turn on the television and wait for Rahul Gandhi to come on. Uske bina allah talah kee kasam, roti hee hazam nahi hoti.”
A senior leader from Babbar Khalsa said, “Rahul Gandhi is the reason we live these days. From Jupiter to beehive to self confidence & anger management, he is the only one on TV who consistently provides wholesome entertainment.” Though leaders from other outfits refused to officially comment, unofficial well wishes for Rahul Gandhi’s long life poured in from ULFA, Taliban, Al Qaeda and Al Shabab as well.
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