Satire.
Uttar Pradesh: In Unnao, Sadhu Sadmanand- a distant relative of Shobhan Sarkar- who dreamt of there being 1000 tonnes of gold being buried under the fort of Raja Bux, has revealed that he has had an epiphany about a different kind of buried treasure. Sadmanand has revealed that there are more than a million metaphors buried in the Congress Vice President, Rahul Gandhi’s head.
“Abhi toh apne kuchh nahi dekha,” Sadmanand, whose name literally means “Joyful shock”, said. “Abhi aslee maal toh nikalna baakee hai. Abhi toh Rahul Gandhiji ek ya do jaanwar aur ek hee planet ke bare mein bolein hain. Aage aage dekhiye kya kya nikalta hai.”
The administration of Unnao said that the Archaeological Survey of India has been alerted and excavations might be imminent. Mr. Gandhi was unavailable for comment but Manish Tewary used heavy English to make an unintelligible remark to defend (?) Mr. Gandhi’s intelligence.
“The veracity of this ascetic hermit’s proclamation must be corroborated by an autonomous autopsy of actualities,” he said to a horde of confused looking reporters. “The cranial region of Mr. Gandhi is completely functional, utterly purposeful and incredibly mindful of India’s dire vitalities and existential empiricalisms are deeply ingrained in his consciousness.”
Someone threw a shoe at Mr. Tewary but it missed.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/20/pandit-dreams-of-more-metaphors-buried-in-rahul-gandhis-head/
Uttar Pradesh: In Unnao, Sadhu Sadmanand- a distant relative of Shobhan Sarkar- who dreamt of there being 1000 tonnes of gold being buried under the fort of Raja Bux, has revealed that he has had an epiphany about a different kind of buried treasure. Sadmanand has revealed that there are more than a million metaphors buried in the Congress Vice President, Rahul Gandhi’s head.
“Abhi toh apne kuchh nahi dekha,” Sadmanand, whose name literally means “Joyful shock”, said. “Abhi aslee maal toh nikalna baakee hai. Abhi toh Rahul Gandhiji ek ya do jaanwar aur ek hee planet ke bare mein bolein hain. Aage aage dekhiye kya kya nikalta hai.”
The administration of Unnao said that the Archaeological Survey of India has been alerted and excavations might be imminent. Mr. Gandhi was unavailable for comment but Manish Tewary used heavy English to make an unintelligible remark to defend (?) Mr. Gandhi’s intelligence.
“The veracity of this ascetic hermit’s proclamation must be corroborated by an autonomous autopsy of actualities,” he said to a horde of confused looking reporters. “The cranial region of Mr. Gandhi is completely functional, utterly purposeful and incredibly mindful of India’s dire vitalities and existential empiricalisms are deeply ingrained in his consciousness.”
Someone threw a shoe at Mr. Tewary but it missed.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/20/pandit-dreams-of-more-metaphors-buried-in-rahul-gandhis-head/
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