October 28, 2013

Inspired by Modi, consultants decide to begin presentations with “Mitron”

Modi bashing & Rahul bashing together.

Now I am certified secular.


Gurgaon: The Modi wave seems to have finally caught up with the corporate world. The cream of consulting firms in India have decide to better embed themselves with Indian culture by inserting terms like “Mitron”, “Shahzade” and “Hindu nationalist” in their presentations.

“We make a lot of presentations to clients and they are not very polite to us all the time,” a consultant said, on condition of anonymity.”Often they ask us questions like how have you arrived at this suggestion, the answer to which most of the times is that our part time janitor/ summer intern copy pasted it from Google. So we have decided to begin every slide in our presentation addressing our clients as “Mitron”. We feel it will give a significantly more friendly vibe to the meetings and reduce unwanted interjections.”

Ironically, Congress has hired a couple of the same top consultants to help formulate a strategy to defeat Modi. Reports suggest that the party has explicitly asked for the presenters to drop such words from their meetings. However, per an inside source, Congress was open to the use of other words like beehive, escape velocity, Jupiter and anger management.

http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/28/inspired-by-modi-consultants-decide-to-begin-presentations-with-mitron/

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