Father’s name of man who shouted “Baap ka naam kaise liya” discovered

Never been able to understand what makes Indians jump to their fathers' names' honor with so much gusto. Satire.

According to news reports filtering in from various agencies, a special team from CBI has managed to crack an extremely intriguing case. The team from CBI has managed to find out who the father of a certain person who shouted “Baap ka naam kaise liya saale!” was.

“We were all watching TV when this huge gorilla of a man shouted Baap ka naam kaise liya,” Randeep Choudhary, senior detective from the CBI’s crack team said in an exclusive interview with this Faking News reporter. “So naturally, the government asked us to find out who this guy’s father was. Maybe he was someone important like Rajiv Gandhi and a couple of welfare projects needed to be named after him.”

“It was a difficult task,” Mr. Choudhary continued, after taking a sip of tea. “First of all, most people did not even know who the man himself was. In fact nobody from our team knew this guy. Then somebody told us that he was the only hero to be relaunched four times by his father and that all his relaunch films flopped.”

“Then we lucked upon a film called Jaani Dushman which is perhaps the best unintentional comedy ever made,” Mr. Choudhary added. “I really loved the scene where Sonu Nigam just keeps on dying. And then we saw this guy come on. I have never seen this level of overacting since Shah Rukh Khan happened. Pure gold. Pure gold.”

Responding to a question about the establishment’s next steps, the detective said, “I don’t know why we have been put on this case. Maybe the person really forgot his father’s name and the government wants to spend the agency’s time and money to find out. Who knows what the government really wants when they put us on a case?”

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