I can guarantee you Robert Vadra will never be prosecuted. However, he can still be ridiculed.
Satire.
A Beijing based news channel has revealed that the Chinese government has gotten in touch with Skylight Hospitality for the purpose of hiring Mr. Robert Vadra, the nation’s son-in-law. Per Choochuyee TV, the Chinese government was desperate to get its hand on Indian territory and after extensive research, had zeroed in on Mr. Vadra as the man for the job.
The Chinese government realized that Mr. Vadra had the best experience and expertise in grabbing land at “zero loss” rates, given his small farmer background. “After claiming land in Rajasthan and Haryana, a small farmer from India called Robert Vadra has claimed more land in India in three years than the great People’s Republic of China in sixty years,” a Chinese government official being interviewed on Choochuyee TV said. “The government of the great nation of China has therefore decided to hire the services of this small farmer to help in its crusade for rightfully claiming territories that have always been its own.”
Meanwhile, Robert Vadra refused to comment. “This report reeks of malfeasance and mischief at the hands of the regime of the realm of the orient,” Manish Tewary said, mainly to try and showcase the three new English words he had learnt over the weekend.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/25/china-hires-robert-vadra-to-help-usurp-as-much-indian-land-as-possible/
Satire.
A Beijing based news channel has revealed that the Chinese government has gotten in touch with Skylight Hospitality for the purpose of hiring Mr. Robert Vadra, the nation’s son-in-law. Per Choochuyee TV, the Chinese government was desperate to get its hand on Indian territory and after extensive research, had zeroed in on Mr. Vadra as the man for the job.
The Chinese government realized that Mr. Vadra had the best experience and expertise in grabbing land at “zero loss” rates, given his small farmer background. “After claiming land in Rajasthan and Haryana, a small farmer from India called Robert Vadra has claimed more land in India in three years than the great People’s Republic of China in sixty years,” a Chinese government official being interviewed on Choochuyee TV said. “The government of the great nation of China has therefore decided to hire the services of this small farmer to help in its crusade for rightfully claiming territories that have always been its own.”
Meanwhile, Robert Vadra refused to comment. “This report reeks of malfeasance and mischief at the hands of the regime of the realm of the orient,” Manish Tewary said, mainly to try and showcase the three new English words he had learnt over the weekend.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/25/china-hires-robert-vadra-to-help-usurp-as-much-indian-land-as-possible/
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