Couldn't resist. Satire.
Calculating the amount to be distributed?
Immediately after the department of mineral and mines found a treasure trove of minerals in Bundelkhand worth Rs 4,000 crore, the PMO has reportedly called for an emergency meeting of the cabinet. The meeting was called to discuss the best way to organize a scam to pocket the money quickly and thereafter, distribute it equitably amongst the various political allies of the UPA.
“This meeting is extremely imperative to the smooth functioning of the delicate UPA alliance,” a junior cabinet minister said, on condition of anonymity. “There has not been a proper scam for a long time now, running into thousands of crores. What is the point of a hundred crore scam? After distributing equally amongst all the ministers, all you get is a few crores. Even a Mayback costs five crores… what is the point of doing a scam then?”
The minister added they had had high hopes from Unnao but all that they had discovered underneath was a sleeping Bappi Lahiri, wearing his usual ten kilograms of gold.
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