October 16, 2013

Curiosity over Armaan Kohli’s claim to fame helps Jaani Dushman gross Rs. 10,000 after 10 years

Caught Jaani Dushmaan on TV last night. The movie is better than Gunda. Seriously.


Mumbai. Jaani Dushman, a ten year old movie starring about twenty Bollywood stars of the day and Armaan Kohli, has finally begun making some money according to the movie’s producer. “People were curious who the big gorilla in Big Boss is and so they are flocking to this one movie hall in East Kidwai Nagar still playing the movie,” Rajkumar Kohli, the producer of the movie said. “We have crossed earnings of Rs. 10000 this week,” he said jubilantly. “Fingers crossed, we might cross twelve thousand this week and I would be able to buy back my scooty.”

Faking News managed to reach the cinema hall in Kidwai Nagar (called Shamsher) playing the movie and managed to catch hold of the owner. “For the last ten years, the audience of Jaani Dushman has mostly been this one guy who comes in every week and just keeps on laughing or shouting at the screen maniacally throughout the movie,” the owner said, refusing to confirm whether that person was Armaan Kohli himself.

“But now we are doing brisk business,” he added. “We are getting huge demand from curious housewives and these corporate types looking to de-stress.”

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