Armaan Kohli's failed acting career inspired me to write about Rahul Gandhi. These days, anything can inspire me to write about Rahul Gandhi. I am just in that zone.
Satire.
A sting operation conducted by Faking News has revealed that the Congress party has decided to use the same strategy used by the fathers of failed actors such as Jacky Bhagnani, Fardeen Khan, Mimoh Chakraborty, and Armaan Kohli.
The party passed a resolution to keep on relaunching and thereafter re-relaunching (and thereafter, re- re- relaunching and so on…) Rahul Gandhi in rallies, until he begins making some sense.
“What you do not realize is that everytime we do a rally with Rahul baba, we are relaunching him,” Digvijay Singh said into a hidden camera, taking this Faking News reporter into confidence. “But he goes ahead and makes some remark like Jupiter’s escape velocity or I have lost it which means national media, Twitter and Faking News have a field day at his expense,” he said, shaking his head in disappointment.
“But we are determined to keep relaunching him,” Mr. Singh continued, a hint of passion detectable in his voice. “He is the son of the son of a Gandhi. He has to succeed.”
“If needed, we will even do an item number at one of his rallies to divert attention from any unintended remarks from Rahul baba,” the veteran Congress leader added.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/25/inspired-by-jacky-bhagnani-congress-to-keep-relaunching-rahul-gandhi-in-rallies-until-he-makes-sense/
Satire.
A sting operation conducted by Faking News has revealed that the Congress party has decided to use the same strategy used by the fathers of failed actors such as Jacky Bhagnani, Fardeen Khan, Mimoh Chakraborty, and Armaan Kohli.
The party passed a resolution to keep on relaunching and thereafter re-relaunching (and thereafter, re- re- relaunching and so on…) Rahul Gandhi in rallies, until he begins making some sense.
“What you do not realize is that everytime we do a rally with Rahul baba, we are relaunching him,” Digvijay Singh said into a hidden camera, taking this Faking News reporter into confidence. “But he goes ahead and makes some remark like Jupiter’s escape velocity or I have lost it which means national media, Twitter and Faking News have a field day at his expense,” he said, shaking his head in disappointment.
“But we are determined to keep relaunching him,” Mr. Singh continued, a hint of passion detectable in his voice. “He is the son of the son of a Gandhi. He has to succeed.”
“If needed, we will even do an item number at one of his rallies to divert attention from any unintended remarks from Rahul baba,” the veteran Congress leader added.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/25/inspired-by-jacky-bhagnani-congress-to-keep-relaunching-rahul-gandhi-in-rallies-until-he-makes-sense/
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