Final satirical post of the day. Up on Faking News.
Inside sources within the Congress party have revealed that Mayawati has demanded that if she cannot be Prime Minister, she at least needs to be Miss India. The request has come from the Bahujan Samaj Party as a precondition to supporting UPA in the next Lok Sabha elections.
Speaking from her perch atop the party’s official elephant, the lady popularly known as behenji said, “Prime Minister banao… nahi to Miss India hee sahee.” (If I can’t be Prime Minister, I at least need to be Miss India.) “Aaj tak koi dalit mahila Miss India kyun nahi banee?” Mayawati asked in her trademark screeching banshee style.
In response to the development, Mr. Sushil Kumar Shinde- the country’s home minister read from a paper that contained his prepared statement. “Baa baaa black sheep,” he said, “Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. One for my master, one for my dame, one for the little boy that lives down the lane.” When pointed out that he had most likely mistaken a nursery rhyme for his statement, Mr. Shinde vehemently denied the allegation and said that he had meant every word he said.
At the time of this article’s going into print, twenty five men had reportedly suffered heart attacks at the thought of Mayawati in a bikini.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/11/not-just-for-pms-post-mayawati-in-race-for-miss-india-too/
Inside sources within the Congress party have revealed that Mayawati has demanded that if she cannot be Prime Minister, she at least needs to be Miss India. The request has come from the Bahujan Samaj Party as a precondition to supporting UPA in the next Lok Sabha elections.
Speaking from her perch atop the party’s official elephant, the lady popularly known as behenji said, “Prime Minister banao… nahi to Miss India hee sahee.” (If I can’t be Prime Minister, I at least need to be Miss India.) “Aaj tak koi dalit mahila Miss India kyun nahi banee?” Mayawati asked in her trademark screeching banshee style.
In response to the development, Mr. Sushil Kumar Shinde- the country’s home minister read from a paper that contained his prepared statement. “Baa baaa black sheep,” he said, “Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. One for my master, one for my dame, one for the little boy that lives down the lane.” When pointed out that he had most likely mistaken a nursery rhyme for his statement, Mr. Shinde vehemently denied the allegation and said that he had meant every word he said.
At the time of this article’s going into print, twenty five men had reportedly suffered heart attacks at the thought of Mayawati in a bikini.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/11/not-just-for-pms-post-mayawati-in-race-for-miss-india-too/
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