My satirical form continues. No clue where this is going or for how long.
In a press conference last night, BJP has announced that Mr. L. K. Advani would now function as the brand ambassador of ‘Sandhi Sudha’ – the famous oil for joint pains, whose low grade ads starring Govinda and Jackie Shroff have been airing on late night TV for quite some time now.
“You see, Mr. Advani has not been in power for almost ten years now and with Narendra Modiji becoming the new face of the party, it seems unlikely he will ever have a job,” Meenakshi Lekhi, the BJP spokesperson said. “This is the best way of keeping Mr. Advani employed and to also give him a chance to earn some money, given that he will never be the Prime Minister and thus, never get to do any scams.”
Mr. Advani apparently has been using the brand for quite some time now. An inside source in the BJP told us that he started using it four years ago, after Nirmal Baba advised him, “India ka Prime Minister? Sandhi Sudha lagao. Kripa aegee.”
Mr. Digvijay Singh, a senior Congress leader, who is another famous customer of the oil (having once even tweeted “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Sandhi Sudha!”) was quick to deny any association with the product. Distancing himself from the product, Mr. Singh said, “No! I have never used Sandhi Sudha. We only use secular products.”
Investigations by this Faking News reporter have revealed that the brand tried to reach out to the almost fifty year old Shah Rukh Khan as well but the actor was apparently busy trying to clone himself in Bombay.
A spokesperson for the Congress had this to say: “We condemn all communal brands.” When questioned about Ms. Gandhi’s opinion on the matter, the spokesperson said, “We have no clue but she must be unhappy.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/06/l-k-advani-to-endorse-sandhi-sudha/
In a press conference last night, BJP has announced that Mr. L. K. Advani would now function as the brand ambassador of ‘Sandhi Sudha’ – the famous oil for joint pains, whose low grade ads starring Govinda and Jackie Shroff have been airing on late night TV for quite some time now.
“You see, Mr. Advani has not been in power for almost ten years now and with Narendra Modiji becoming the new face of the party, it seems unlikely he will ever have a job,” Meenakshi Lekhi, the BJP spokesperson said. “This is the best way of keeping Mr. Advani employed and to also give him a chance to earn some money, given that he will never be the Prime Minister and thus, never get to do any scams.”
Mr. Advani apparently has been using the brand for quite some time now. An inside source in the BJP told us that he started using it four years ago, after Nirmal Baba advised him, “India ka Prime Minister? Sandhi Sudha lagao. Kripa aegee.”
Mr. Digvijay Singh, a senior Congress leader, who is another famous customer of the oil (having once even tweeted “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Sandhi Sudha!”) was quick to deny any association with the product. Distancing himself from the product, Mr. Singh said, “No! I have never used Sandhi Sudha. We only use secular products.”
Investigations by this Faking News reporter have revealed that the brand tried to reach out to the almost fifty year old Shah Rukh Khan as well but the actor was apparently busy trying to clone himself in Bombay.
A spokesperson for the Congress had this to say: “We condemn all communal brands.” When questioned about Ms. Gandhi’s opinion on the matter, the spokesperson said, “We have no clue but she must be unhappy.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/06/l-k-advani-to-endorse-sandhi-sudha/
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