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In a development late last night, Mukesh (pronounced ‘Mukess’) Harane- the man who dies every time you watch a movie has been made the new Congress Vice President replacing Rahul Gandhi.
Speaking at a press conference in Delhi, Abhishek Manu Singhvi, the Congress spokesperson said, “Our research has shown us that Mukesh is far more popular & well known than any other Congress leader- dead, alive, holidaying abroad or caught in a compromising position. And the fact that he is dead, most likely, also means that he cannot make any embarrassing comments, speeches or aerial surveys.”
Talking about the reason for the move, Mr. Singhvi said, “Rahul baba does not want to waste his youth on the nation. So we are formulating a power structure just like the current extremely successful Sonia- Manmohan partnership. After we win the next elections, Rahul baba will become party president and Mr. Harane will be the new Manmohan Singh equivalent.” When pointed out that Mr. Harane was most likely dead (if the ad film is actually real), Mr. Singhvi said, “That does not bother us. Manmohan Singh has been chilling in Switzerland for several years now while we take care of him with computer generated animation. Mukesh will be no different.”
When questioned about the low quality and grotesque feel to the Mukesh’s awareness campaign- especially when compared to the Congress’ “Vote for me” (Bharat Nirman) campaign, Mr. Singhvi said, “That’s not true at all. Several people have written in to us after watching movies such as Himmatwala, Dangerous Ishq, Ishqk in Paris, etc. that the tobacco disclaimer in the beginning of the movie was far more entertaining and well made than the actual movie.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/07/man-in-tobacco-disclaimer-film-new-congress-vice-president/
In a development late last night, Mukesh (pronounced ‘Mukess’) Harane- the man who dies every time you watch a movie has been made the new Congress Vice President replacing Rahul Gandhi.
Speaking at a press conference in Delhi, Abhishek Manu Singhvi, the Congress spokesperson said, “Our research has shown us that Mukesh is far more popular & well known than any other Congress leader- dead, alive, holidaying abroad or caught in a compromising position. And the fact that he is dead, most likely, also means that he cannot make any embarrassing comments, speeches or aerial surveys.”
Talking about the reason for the move, Mr. Singhvi said, “Rahul baba does not want to waste his youth on the nation. So we are formulating a power structure just like the current extremely successful Sonia- Manmohan partnership. After we win the next elections, Rahul baba will become party president and Mr. Harane will be the new Manmohan Singh equivalent.” When pointed out that Mr. Harane was most likely dead (if the ad film is actually real), Mr. Singhvi said, “That does not bother us. Manmohan Singh has been chilling in Switzerland for several years now while we take care of him with computer generated animation. Mukesh will be no different.”
When questioned about the low quality and grotesque feel to the Mukesh’s awareness campaign- especially when compared to the Congress’ “Vote for me” (Bharat Nirman) campaign, Mr. Singhvi said, “That’s not true at all. Several people have written in to us after watching movies such as Himmatwala, Dangerous Ishq, Ishqk in Paris, etc. that the tobacco disclaimer in the beginning of the movie was far more entertaining and well made than the actual movie.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/07/man-in-tobacco-disclaimer-film-new-congress-vice-president/
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