July 11, 2013

After passage of Food Security Ordinance, poor people demand security from Rahul Gandhi

First of three written today.

With the UPA government having notified the ordinance on Food Security, 70% of Indians who live below the poverty line are 100% worried that Rahul Gandhi will visit their houses and eat all their food. Mr. Gandhi, who for some time was on a dalit house visiting and food consuming spree, was not available for comment.

People in villages in the farthest possible corners of India were reported to be worried that since national elections were near, Mr. Gandhi would kick start his food eating gimmicks again and eat away their monthly entitlements. Mr. Gandhi is known to visit houses of extremely impoverished Indians with an army of bodyguards, secretaries, drivers, rank Congress party people, etc to demonstrate he can have “poor people food” too.

According to Babu Rao, the sarpanch of an impoverished village in Madhya Pradesh, people in his village were not only terrified of Rahul Gandhi dipping into their rations but also of Digvijay Singh accompanying him to their houses and boring them to death.

Mr. Singh had this to say when approached by this Faking News reporter: “The only reason we gave them food security is so that Congress leaders could visit their houses and be photographed having food there. What is the point of giving poor people free food otherwise?”

http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/07/11/after-passage-of-food-security-ordinance-poor-people-demand-security-from-rahul-gandhi/

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