Written after a particularly irritating episode starring Sidhu. Satire.
A stunning exposé from within the Congress party has revealed that Rahul Gandhi, the face of the Congress party for the 2014 elections, has hired Navjot Singh Sidhu as a judge while he practices his campaign speeches. Sidhu, who is a BJP MP and renowned for routinely saying almost equally nonsensical things as Mr. Gandhi, refuted the news as a rumor and said, “If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers, my dear friend!”
Mr. Sidhu will be paid to make comments like “Chha gaye guru!” to boost Rahul’s morale
The source from within the Congress party said, on condition of anonymity, “Yes, we have hired Mr. Sidhu as judge for Rahul baba’s practice speeches. This is largely a self confidence boosting move as Mr. Sidhu is largely an expert on nothing but covers it up quite well by laughing, applauding and occasionally even whistling loudly. So even if Rahul baba forgets his speech or happens to misuse some metaphor from the animal kingdom, Mr. Sidhu will cheer wildly and say something to the effect of ‘Chha gaye guru!’ and baba can then go on speaking, unaffected.”
Currently, Mr. Sidhu serves as a judge on shows which do not actually require judges like a certain comedy show on a certain Hindi general entertainment channel. Mr. Gandhi, of course, currently serves as a metaphor & confusing speech producing entity in the Congress party.
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