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Faced with pressure from political parties across the board over the upcoming talks with the Pakistani premier, the Prime Minister’s Office has spoken out with a prepared statement today.
The statement said that all the hullabaloo regarding the Prime Minister’s talks with Nawaz Sharif was nonsense that should be torn and thrown away, as the PM intended to not speak at all during the meeting.
“The Prime Minister, Dr. Manmohan Singh, intends to sit silently, with no body part of his moving during these talks,” the statement said. “Only his eyes might move and blink from time to time which might make the Pakistani Prime Minister wonder if he is blinking in Morse Code and therefore, deliver a strong psychological blow to the Pakistani state funded terror machine.”
Inside sources within the Congress have however, revealed that the real reason behind Manmohan Singh’s silence was not a planned strategy but the fact that he had forgotten his Sonia Gandhi approved speech at home.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/28/facing-criticism-over-pak-talks-pmo-says-manmohan-wont-speak-anyway/
Faced with pressure from political parties across the board over the upcoming talks with the Pakistani premier, the Prime Minister’s Office has spoken out with a prepared statement today.
The statement said that all the hullabaloo regarding the Prime Minister’s talks with Nawaz Sharif was nonsense that should be torn and thrown away, as the PM intended to not speak at all during the meeting.
“The Prime Minister, Dr. Manmohan Singh, intends to sit silently, with no body part of his moving during these talks,” the statement said. “Only his eyes might move and blink from time to time which might make the Pakistani Prime Minister wonder if he is blinking in Morse Code and therefore, deliver a strong psychological blow to the Pakistani state funded terror machine.”
Inside sources within the Congress have however, revealed that the real reason behind Manmohan Singh’s silence was not a planned strategy but the fact that he had forgotten his Sonia Gandhi approved speech at home.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/28/facing-criticism-over-pak-talks-pmo-says-manmohan-wont-speak-anyway/
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