Couldn't resist writing on the curious case of Advani's ambitions at 85. Satire.
After being replaced by Narendra Modi as BJP’s PM candidate, Lal Krishna Advani is now reportedly seeking an alternate career. Reports suggest that with his career options in the BJP now effectively limited, the octogenarian politician is now seeking to vent his frustration on another famous octogenarian- albeit in the garam masala industry.
An inside source within the Advani household has informed Faking News
that Advaniji had been writing a letter to Rajnath Singh bemoaning the
state of affairs in the BJP where the oldest politician did not qualify
for PM, unlike the Congress.
Just as Mr. Advani had finished the letter, an MDH ad starring the eighty year old owner of MDH, Mr. Dharampal Gulati, started playing on his television. This apparently made Mr. Advani extremely furious and he drafted a second letter- this time for MDH, with the following text.
“Dear MDH,
All my life I have found watching MDH Garam Masala advertisements on TV a matter of great pride and endless satisfaction to myself.
I no longer have the feeling that this is the same brand of Garam Masala advertised by extremely good looking attractive young women whose sole concern was the country, and its people. Most advertisements of yours are now concerned just with the personal agendas of certain people.
It is clear that your Garam Masala needs a new, older, wiser- relatively better known face like mine.
As I have learnt recently, you cannot really run an organization or a political party all your life and then, a few years from your death, expect to take all the credit!
Yours Sincerely
LK Advani”
Meanwhile, a spokesperson of MDH confirmed that they had received a letter for Mr. Advani, he claimed
that the company had dismissed it as an act of a senile mind.
The Congress was quick to react as well, dubbing Garam Masala as communal and divisive to the country’s unity.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/25/toppled-by-modi-advani-seeks-alternate-career-as-brand-ambassador-of-mdh/
After being replaced by Narendra Modi as BJP’s PM candidate, Lal Krishna Advani is now reportedly seeking an alternate career. Reports suggest that with his career options in the BJP now effectively limited, the octogenarian politician is now seeking to vent his frustration on another famous octogenarian- albeit in the garam masala industry.
Just as Mr. Advani had finished the letter, an MDH ad starring the eighty year old owner of MDH, Mr. Dharampal Gulati, started playing on his television. This apparently made Mr. Advani extremely furious and he drafted a second letter- this time for MDH, with the following text.
“Dear MDH,
All my life I have found watching MDH Garam Masala advertisements on TV a matter of great pride and endless satisfaction to myself.
I no longer have the feeling that this is the same brand of Garam Masala advertised by extremely good looking attractive young women whose sole concern was the country, and its people. Most advertisements of yours are now concerned just with the personal agendas of certain people.
It is clear that your Garam Masala needs a new, older, wiser- relatively better known face like mine.
As I have learnt recently, you cannot really run an organization or a political party all your life and then, a few years from your death, expect to take all the credit!
Yours Sincerely
LK Advani”
Meanwhile, a spokesperson of MDH confirmed that they had received a letter for Mr. Advani, he claimed
that the company had dismissed it as an act of a senile mind.
The Congress was quick to react as well, dubbing Garam Masala as communal and divisive to the country’s unity.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/25/toppled-by-modi-advani-seeks-alternate-career-as-brand-ambassador-of-mdh/
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