My favorite article that I have written so far for FN. Satire.
At the fag end of its elected term, the Congress has come up with an exercise to rebrand the Prime Minister’s image as a leader with a difference.The Prime Minister’s Office has revealed that the party has decided to bring about an ordinance to change Dr. Manmohan Singh’s name to Dr. Kzongaxmanmohan Singh as part of a rebranding exercise.This, per the PMO, would allow the party and the PM to disassociate itself with any acts/ ordinances/ speeches that might have been made by the erstwhile plain Dr. Manmohan Singh.
“Kzongaxmanmohan is far more interesting and worldly wise sounding,” Rahul Gandhi (who has already begun to refer to himself as “Xamabarahul”) said. “I spoke to my mother Wotoxosonia Gandhi and we agreed that this is the kind of change we want to bring to this country. We want to make it a hive of buzzing self confidence and nonsense control. The ‘Kzongax’ factor will give our country instant visibility and the poor people in our country the strength to demand their rights. We might even release one more Bharat Nirman ad to let the people know of this.”
However, to allow for the Prime Minister to remember his own increasingly complicated name, the proposed ordinance states that “Kzongax” would be kept silent and there would be no difference to the pronunciation of his name.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/28/pm-to-change-his-name-to-kzongaxmanmohan-singh-with-kzongax-silent/
At the fag end of its elected term, the Congress has come up with an exercise to rebrand the Prime Minister’s image as a leader with a difference.The Prime Minister’s Office has revealed that the party has decided to bring about an ordinance to change Dr. Manmohan Singh’s name to Dr. Kzongaxmanmohan Singh as part of a rebranding exercise.This, per the PMO, would allow the party and the PM to disassociate itself with any acts/ ordinances/ speeches that might have been made by the erstwhile plain Dr. Manmohan Singh.
“Kzongaxmanmohan is far more interesting and worldly wise sounding,” Rahul Gandhi (who has already begun to refer to himself as “Xamabarahul”) said. “I spoke to my mother Wotoxosonia Gandhi and we agreed that this is the kind of change we want to bring to this country. We want to make it a hive of buzzing self confidence and nonsense control. The ‘Kzongax’ factor will give our country instant visibility and the poor people in our country the strength to demand their rights. We might even release one more Bharat Nirman ad to let the people know of this.”
However, to allow for the Prime Minister to remember his own increasingly complicated name, the proposed ordinance states that “Kzongax” would be kept silent and there would be no difference to the pronunciation of his name.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/28/pm-to-change-his-name-to-kzongaxmanmohan-singh-with-kzongax-silent/
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