Couldn't resist writing about the nation's son-in-law again. Satire.
Gurgaon. An inside source from within the Gandhi household has revealed that Robert Vadra, renowned for being the richest small farmer in India, is now set to become a small hawker as well. As viewers of the Bharat Nirman ads would know, a “Hawkers’ Rights Bill” is being brought for passage in the country’s Parliament. But our source has revealed that the true motive behind the move is to allow Mr. Vadra to expand his business from land in Gurgaon to footpaths in Delhi.
“The government has already allotted several thousand hawker IDs to him taking cognizance of his exceptional agricultural skills,” the source revealed. “After all who can take a plot of fertile land and turn it into 40 crores so quickly? You just wait till he takes the footpaths as well.”
“Mr. Vadra is a private citizen,” a Congress spokesperson retorted in response to the rumors. “Whether he does farming or makes chhole bhatoore as a private citizen of this country, is entirely his prerogative.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/16/vadra-set-to-become-small-hawker-after-passage-of-hawkers-rights-bill/
Gurgaon. An inside source from within the Gandhi household has revealed that Robert Vadra, renowned for being the richest small farmer in India, is now set to become a small hawker as well. As viewers of the Bharat Nirman ads would know, a “Hawkers’ Rights Bill” is being brought for passage in the country’s Parliament. But our source has revealed that the true motive behind the move is to allow Mr. Vadra to expand his business from land in Gurgaon to footpaths in Delhi.
“The government has already allotted several thousand hawker IDs to him taking cognizance of his exceptional agricultural skills,” the source revealed. “After all who can take a plot of fertile land and turn it into 40 crores so quickly? You just wait till he takes the footpaths as well.”
“Mr. Vadra is a private citizen,” a Congress spokesperson retorted in response to the rumors. “Whether he does farming or makes chhole bhatoore as a private citizen of this country, is entirely his prerogative.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/16/vadra-set-to-become-small-hawker-after-passage-of-hawkers-rights-bill/
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