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After the stupendous success of Chennai Express, Rohit Shetty- the famed director and member of the prestigious 300 Crore club- has decided to do away with the script entirely for his next movie.
100% pure SRK movie, nothing else, no one else.
Per Mr. Shetty, the next movie tentatively titled “Snore Express” would have footage of a bankable star like Shah Rukh or Salman Khan sleeping for three hours.
“SRK or Salman bhai- whoever the final hero is- might either be sleeping or reciting the letters of the alphabet in loop- I have not decided which,” Shetty said. “I can assure you that there will be absolutely no semblance of any script at all this time. Not even onewritten word.”
Insiders say, however, that Rohit’s hand might have been forced by the rising diesel prices which make blowing up cars financially unviable, even if a film ends up earning 300 crores.
When questioned that such a movie might actually not work commercially, Rohit Shetty replied, “Even Manmohan Singh sits and does nothing. Only his eyes move from left to right as if he has spotted a faraway lizard. Yet people turn on the news to watch him, of course, my movie will work.”
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