Couldn't resist. Rahul Gandhi's stupidity is the stuff legends are written about.
New Delhi: Sources within the Congress Party have revealed that Rahul Gandhi has been playing Temple Run non-stop for over four days after having seen some Bharat Nirman ads. Apparently, Rahul was never shown the ads before their release on TV. Party media managers feared that he might end up making some inconsequential confusing remark containing several metaphors, which the eternally servile Congress party workers would then have had to follow.
Sources reveal that Mr. Gandhi was watching the daily soap “Agle Janam mujhe bitiya hee keejo” when one of the Bharat Nirman ads started playing on his TV. Rahul was, reportedly, particularly inspired by the female lead in the ad whose mere words make a corrupt shopkeeper non corrupt. This he felt was exactly same as the UPA government’s strategy of continually saying good sounding things in the hope of resolving issues. As per one of the sources, Mr. Gandhi was so inspired by the female that he kept muttering “Queen bee… Queen bee” intermittently.
However, reportedly that phase passed and Mr. Gandhi got hooked on to “Temple Run” on his iPhone.
Insiders have confirmed that Mr. Gandhi is still playing the game muttering “Meelon main aa gaya, meelon mujhe jaana hai” at regular intervals.
Abhishek Manu Singhvi, Congress spokesperson, vehemently denied the report calling it malicious, mal-aligned, mal-nutritious and a couple of other heavy sounding words. “What Mr. Gandhi does should be his business,” he said. “In any case, Mr. Gandhi does not even have a smartphone. He uses the same phone that hestole borrowed from one of the dalit houses he had free food at,” he added.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/07/inspired-by-bharat-nirman-ads-rahul-gandhi-travels-for-miles-on-temple-run/
New Delhi: Sources within the Congress Party have revealed that Rahul Gandhi has been playing Temple Run non-stop for over four days after having seen some Bharat Nirman ads. Apparently, Rahul was never shown the ads before their release on TV. Party media managers feared that he might end up making some inconsequential confusing remark containing several metaphors, which the eternally servile Congress party workers would then have had to follow.
Sources reveal that Mr. Gandhi was watching the daily soap “Agle Janam mujhe bitiya hee keejo” when one of the Bharat Nirman ads started playing on his TV. Rahul was, reportedly, particularly inspired by the female lead in the ad whose mere words make a corrupt shopkeeper non corrupt. This he felt was exactly same as the UPA government’s strategy of continually saying good sounding things in the hope of resolving issues. As per one of the sources, Mr. Gandhi was so inspired by the female that he kept muttering “Queen bee… Queen bee” intermittently.
Insiders have confirmed that Mr. Gandhi is still playing the game muttering “Meelon main aa gaya, meelon mujhe jaana hai” at regular intervals.
Abhishek Manu Singhvi, Congress spokesperson, vehemently denied the report calling it malicious, mal-aligned, mal-nutritious and a couple of other heavy sounding words. “What Mr. Gandhi does should be his business,” he said. “In any case, Mr. Gandhi does not even have a smartphone. He uses the same phone that he
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/09/07/inspired-by-bharat-nirman-ads-rahul-gandhi-travels-for-miles-on-temple-run/
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