Dedicated to all my friends who just couldn't resist the snazzy new toy from Facebook.
Satire.
Soon after Facebook released a functionality that allowed users to create a look-back video off their timelines, Bollywood seems to have gotten into the monetization act. In what is quickly heating up as a battle between the Khans, both Shah Rukh and Salman Khan are gunning for an Eid release slot for their Facebook movies.
“After Jai Ho did not do that well, Bhai is taking extra care to make sure his Facebook movie goes off well,” a source in the Salman Khan camp told this Faking News reporter. “We have heard that Shah Rukh is also working on his Facebook movie so that it can release on Eid like Bhai’s movie, but we are not worried. Bhai ke paas body, bracelet aur ‘Being Human’ hai… Shah Rukh ke paas kya hai?”
Reportedly, Aamir Khan has also started working on his Facebook movie but is only gunning for a 2016 release to ensure that everything is perfect.
Meanwhile, Imran Khan released his Facebook movie on his timeline yesterday- a fact that largely passed by unnoticed.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/02/09/shahrukh-and-salman-khan-working-on-facebook-movies-eyeing-eid-release/
Satire.
Soon after Facebook released a functionality that allowed users to create a look-back video off their timelines, Bollywood seems to have gotten into the monetization act. In what is quickly heating up as a battle between the Khans, both Shah Rukh and Salman Khan are gunning for an Eid release slot for their Facebook movies.
“After Jai Ho did not do that well, Bhai is taking extra care to make sure his Facebook movie goes off well,” a source in the Salman Khan camp told this Faking News reporter. “We have heard that Shah Rukh is also working on his Facebook movie so that it can release on Eid like Bhai’s movie, but we are not worried. Bhai ke paas body, bracelet aur ‘Being Human’ hai… Shah Rukh ke paas kya hai?”
Reportedly, Aamir Khan has also started working on his Facebook movie but is only gunning for a 2016 release to ensure that everything is perfect.
Meanwhile, Imran Khan released his Facebook movie on his timeline yesterday- a fact that largely passed by unnoticed.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/02/09/shahrukh-and-salman-khan-working-on-facebook-movies-eyeing-eid-release/
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