February 9, 2014

Congress promises free 2BHKs on Noida expressway if voted to power in 2014

Noida Expressway property developers and Congress have one thing in common. Empty promises.

Satire. 

Delhi: The Congress party today has revealed that it shall give out free flats on Noida Expressway to everyone if voted to power in 2014. The revelation was made in a press conference by senior Congress party leaders including Rahul Gandhi.

The move will be brought about as a “Right to Noida Expressway Property” Act and is likely to be named as the “Rajeev Gandhi Noida Awaas Yojna” or RGNAY. “RGNAY is going to be a game changer for empowering this country,” Rahul Gandhi, poll campaign chief of the Congress said as an answer to a question. “I will personally walk up to people I find on the street, hand them their Noida expressway property papers and empower them.”

When pointed out that such an Act would be unfeasible as among other things, Congress had no means of providing a 2 BHK on the Noida expressway to everyone, the infrastructure in this part of Noida was severely underdeveloped, projects were stuck due to litigation and lack of fund & approvals, etc., Mr. Gandhi said inexplicably, “What Rahul Gandhi wants to do, is that Rahul Gandhi and millions of youngsters in this country want to change the way the system in this country works. What Rahul Gandhi wants to do is empower the women in this country, wants to unleash the power of these women; I mean we talk about being a superpower.”

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