February 22, 2014

Kejriwal’s health deteriorates; doctor advises more dharnas


I am actually missing Kejriwal and his dharnas; news is so bland these days.

New Delhi: It has been reported that soon after quitting his post as the Chief Minister of Delhi, Arvind Kejriwal’s health has begun to deteriorate. It is reported that Mr. Kejriwal has been spending his days, wrapped in a muffler, coughing much more often- despite being under heavy medication. It was at this point that Mr. Kejriwal was taken to AIIMS by his Aam Admee Party colleagues.

“He was brought to my clinic and was coughing a lot,” Dr. Kumar, a senior doctor at AIIMS, said. “No amounts of antibiotics or anti-histamines were having any effect on him. We ran several diagnostic tests on him to figure out the issue.”

“Prima facie, we have diagnosed him with a serious case of dharna-it is,” the doctor added. “If he doesn’t do at least one dharna every week, he will keep coming down with ill health. In the worst case scenario, this can even be fatal for him.”

“The curious thing is all through the tests, Mr. Kejriwal kept saying ‘Yadavji ne survey karwaya hai, mere shareer mein kuchh adbhut ho raha hai’,” Dr. Kumar concluded, with a bewildered look on his face.

http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/02/22/kejriwals-health-deteriorates-doctor-advises-more-dharnas/

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