More AAP satire...
Varanasi: After announcing his intentions of fighting elections from Varanasi against Narendra Modi, Arvind Kejriwal, Delhi’s ex-Chief Minister, has claimed once again that there was no ‘Modi wave’ at all in the country as well as in the city.
No fluttering at all
His information is based on what he saw, and thus incontrovertible, AAP sources tell Faking News.
According to Kejriwal, all the black flags that were shown to him in Varanasi had been limp and had failed to flutter, thus proving there was no ‘Modi wave’.
“Yeh sab Ambani kee chaal hai,” Kejriwal said, addressing reporters at an impromptu press conference, “We have evidence to show that the flags were made from synthetic polymer fabrics and we all know Reliance is the biggest manufacturer of synthetic polymer fabrics in India.”
“But I can assure you all the black flags shown to me were limp and listless,” he added, “If there was a Modi wave, they would have been fluttering strongly. Yadavji ne survey karwaya hai… May 16 ko Bharat mein Aam Admee Party kee Sarkar ban jaegee.”
“So there is definitely an Aam Admee Party wave,” he concluded.
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