Dedicated to all the people who thought photography was as easy as buying a DSLR camera.
Gurgaon. An engineer called Tadapit Kumar working for an IT major was faced with a terrible dilemma when his parents fixed his marriage and told him that he would have to pay for it, as he had started earning money.
Tadapit soon realized that all his savings would be exhausted in paying the bills of the caterer, the tent-waala, the card printer, the tailor, et al. He would then be left with 1000 rupees left for wedding photography. “Those thousand rupees was to pay the cousins of my bride who would steal my shoes,” Tadpit told Faking News why he had no money left for paying a photographer.
“Wedding photography costs a bomb!” he claimed, “I asked around, and most people wanted my month’s salary just to take photos! How dumb is that?”
“So I have decided to befriend this really obnoxious person called Anupam in my office, who always makes a great show about owning a DSLR camera,” Tadapit added. “I only came to know because he keeps posting pictures on Facebook of his slippers or underwear hung out to dry or a cockroach caught in a spider’s web, to show off his photography skills.”
“He is an obnoxious person but everybody in my office has befriended him because of his DSLR and the amount of money it saves them on photographers for their various family functions,” Tadapit revealed.
Meanwhile Anupam, the obnoxious DSLR guy, has confirmed that he would be clicking pictures for Tadpit. “My portfolio is almost complete. Will use these final pictures and launch my website and photography Facebook page,” he explained.
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/03/to-save-money-on-wedding-photographer-man-befriends-obnoxious-colleague-with-dslr/
Gurgaon. An engineer called Tadapit Kumar working for an IT major was faced with a terrible dilemma when his parents fixed his marriage and told him that he would have to pay for it, as he had started earning money.
Tadapit soon realized that all his savings would be exhausted in paying the bills of the caterer, the tent-waala, the card printer, the tailor, et al. He would then be left with 1000 rupees left for wedding photography. “Those thousand rupees was to pay the cousins of my bride who would steal my shoes,” Tadpit told Faking News why he had no money left for paying a photographer.
“Wedding photography costs a bomb!” he claimed, “I asked around, and most people wanted my month’s salary just to take photos! How dumb is that?”
“So I have decided to befriend this really obnoxious person called Anupam in my office, who always makes a great show about owning a DSLR camera,” Tadapit added. “I only came to know because he keeps posting pictures on Facebook of his slippers or underwear hung out to dry or a cockroach caught in a spider’s web, to show off his photography skills.”
“He is an obnoxious person but everybody in my office has befriended him because of his DSLR and the amount of money it saves them on photographers for their various family functions,” Tadapit revealed.
Meanwhile Anupam, the obnoxious DSLR guy, has confirmed that he would be clicking pictures for Tadpit. “My portfolio is almost complete. Will use these final pictures and launch my website and photography Facebook page,” he explained.
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/03/to-save-money-on-wedding-photographer-man-befriends-obnoxious-colleague-with-dslr/
Hahaha... Amen indeed
ReplyDeleteHa ha ...you know that photographer is an asshole, bullshit person,and a qualified bastard. He has a unique quality of convincing u that he is working free for you and whatever he is charging is just peanuts (just because he is your good friend) and he will be paying the entire amount in rentals.By the way that asshole is planning to quit his job (for the last 1 year) to take up photography full time. He will be feeding on his wife's salary meanwhile.
ReplyDeleteHe fucked me behind my back, may god fuck him in all entirety. amen