I miss Pratibha Patil not doing anything at all. Satire...
Delhi: India’s last President, Ms. Pratibha Patil, has registered a formal protest against India’s current Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, gathering more frequent flier air miles than her. Speaking to reporters in Delhi, Ms. Patil, who wantonly used the Indian political system as a de facto travel agency, said that she was afraid that soon Mr. Modi was going to surpass her in the number of tourist spots visited.
“I only visited 142 countries during my stint as the President of this country,” an unusually vocal Ms. Patil said. “At the rate at which Narendra Modiji is going, he will have visited more countries in one year than I did during my entire stint… And collected more frequent flier miles!”
“Rahul Gandhiji wouldn’t have had food at as many Dalit homes as the countries already visited by the current Prime Minister,” she added morosely.
Remembering old times wistfully she said, “Our pairing was best… Manmohan and mine. We could sit at a table in uncomfortable silence for hours. The only sound between us would be that of passing gas.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/04/pratibha-patil-registers-formal-protest-against-narendra-modi-visiting-more-countries-than-her/
Delhi: India’s last President, Ms. Pratibha Patil, has registered a formal protest against India’s current Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, gathering more frequent flier air miles than her. Speaking to reporters in Delhi, Ms. Patil, who wantonly used the Indian political system as a de facto travel agency, said that she was afraid that soon Mr. Modi was going to surpass her in the number of tourist spots visited.
“I only visited 142 countries during my stint as the President of this country,” an unusually vocal Ms. Patil said. “At the rate at which Narendra Modiji is going, he will have visited more countries in one year than I did during my entire stint… And collected more frequent flier miles!”
“Rahul Gandhiji wouldn’t have had food at as many Dalit homes as the countries already visited by the current Prime Minister,” she added morosely.
Remembering old times wistfully she said, “Our pairing was best… Manmohan and mine. We could sit at a table in uncomfortable silence for hours. The only sound between us would be that of passing gas.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/04/pratibha-patil-registers-formal-protest-against-narendra-modi-visiting-more-countries-than-her/
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