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Gurgaon: A software engineer suffered a heart attack today on discovering that he had received a better appraisal rating than his pretty female colleague.
Tadapit, the software engineer in question, received an unprecedented “Outstanding” grade whereas Sheila, the pretty female colleague in question happened to receive merely an “Excellent”. Tadapit was lucid enough to give a statement though when this correspondent approached him in the hospital.
“Never… in… life… how?” Tadapit panted, before his doctors put him back on respiratory support.
“Not just Tadapit, all of us went into shock,” Murly, one of Tadapit’s teammates said. “Normally, Chadha reserves ‘Outstanding’ for Sheila, who he picks up and drops home everyday in his sedan, even though she lives in the house bang opposite our office. When we heard the news, we thought it was one of those clerical errors… then all of us checked if Tadapit had suddenly begun to look like a hot item dancer. When we realized that Tadapit’s rating was actually ‘Outstanding’ and that Tadapit looked very much like a normal software engineering male, all of us tried to check if Sheila had begun to look like a normal software engineering man. When that too did not transpire, we were left questioning the very fabric of our existence.”
“Even I have taken six Crocin’s,” Murly continued. “My B.P. was so high.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/06/engineer-gets-heart-attack-after-getting-better-appraisal-than-pretty-female-colleague/
Gurgaon: A software engineer suffered a heart attack today on discovering that he had received a better appraisal rating than his pretty female colleague.
Tadapit, the software engineer in question, received an unprecedented “Outstanding” grade whereas Sheila, the pretty female colleague in question happened to receive merely an “Excellent”. Tadapit was lucid enough to give a statement though when this correspondent approached him in the hospital.
“Never… in… life… how?” Tadapit panted, before his doctors put him back on respiratory support.
“Not just Tadapit, all of us went into shock,” Murly, one of Tadapit’s teammates said. “Normally, Chadha reserves ‘Outstanding’ for Sheila, who he picks up and drops home everyday in his sedan, even though she lives in the house bang opposite our office. When we heard the news, we thought it was one of those clerical errors… then all of us checked if Tadapit had suddenly begun to look like a hot item dancer. When we realized that Tadapit’s rating was actually ‘Outstanding’ and that Tadapit looked very much like a normal software engineering male, all of us tried to check if Sheila had begun to look like a normal software engineering man. When that too did not transpire, we were left questioning the very fabric of our existence.”
“Even I have taken six Crocin’s,” Murly continued. “My B.P. was so high.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/06/engineer-gets-heart-attack-after-getting-better-appraisal-than-pretty-female-colleague/
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