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Delhi: A final year student of an engineering college has become the first Indian to (officially) go a year without bathing. Tadapit Kumar, a BTech student in one of Delhi’s private colleges, achieved this milestone with the help of the six deodorants he purchased in last December Great Online Shopping Festival.
“I bought six deos for six rupees last year in this GOSF thing,” Tadapit said, as this reporter found him smelling surprisingly fresh for a man who hadn’t bathed in a year. “Since these were the ‘no gas waala’ deos they still haven’t run out. I still have more than two and a half bottles remaining.”
“Once I realized that the deos weren’t going to run out any time soon, I stopped bathing completely,” Tadapit continued. As for him entering the record books as the first Indian to go unbathed in a year, Tadapit said, “Oh that’s just because I am the only one with the guts to admit it. Nobody really ever bathes in the hostel except when they are drunk and somebody has to wake them up for an exam with a bucket full of water. It’s just that with these deodorants I never end up smelling bad; there are people in this hostel who smell worse than the open sewage dump in Bawana; yet they will never admit to having not bathed.”
“All this bathing nonsense is all due to peer pressure jee,” Tadapit concluded.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/12/hosteller-yet-to-bathe-after-having-purchased-six-deodorants-in-last-years-online-sale/
Delhi: A final year student of an engineering college has become the first Indian to (officially) go a year without bathing. Tadapit Kumar, a BTech student in one of Delhi’s private colleges, achieved this milestone with the help of the six deodorants he purchased in last December Great Online Shopping Festival.
“I bought six deos for six rupees last year in this GOSF thing,” Tadapit said, as this reporter found him smelling surprisingly fresh for a man who hadn’t bathed in a year. “Since these were the ‘no gas waala’ deos they still haven’t run out. I still have more than two and a half bottles remaining.”
“Once I realized that the deos weren’t going to run out any time soon, I stopped bathing completely,” Tadapit continued. As for him entering the record books as the first Indian to go unbathed in a year, Tadapit said, “Oh that’s just because I am the only one with the guts to admit it. Nobody really ever bathes in the hostel except when they are drunk and somebody has to wake them up for an exam with a bucket full of water. It’s just that with these deodorants I never end up smelling bad; there are people in this hostel who smell worse than the open sewage dump in Bawana; yet they will never admit to having not bathed.”
“All this bathing nonsense is all due to peer pressure jee,” Tadapit concluded.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/12/12/hosteller-yet-to-bathe-after-having-purchased-six-deodorants-in-last-years-online-sale/
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