Welcome back to the satirical fold, Mr. Kejriwal!
New Delhi: Reports coming in from the AAP camp have
confirmed rumours that Delhi’s ex Chief Minister had begun coughing
non-stop as soon as the Lieutenant Governor cleared the way for fresh
polls in Delhi. One of Faking News’ trustworthy sources within the AAP also confirmed
the fact that Kejriwal had begun wearing his trademark muffler again as
well and going from room to room, in the AAP office, muttering the words ‘Main toh bahut chhota aadmee hoon’, amid coughs.
“The coughing started almost automatically as soon as Mr. Jung cleared the way for fresh polls in Delhi,” the source said. “It is only when we switched on the TV that we realized that somehow Arvind had managed to pick up on the fact that there would be fresh elections, almost automatically. We cancelled our high command meeting and went home because Mr. Kejriwal was clearly in a coughing mood and did not want to be disturbed.”
“He has also been giving a practice dharna in front of the bathroom, and has not let any of us use it,” Mrs. Kejriwal is reported to have told the source about the situation at the Kejriwal residence. “We have had to use one of the neighbours’ loos.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/11/09/kejriwal-coughing-non-stop-ever-since-fresh-polls-announced-in-delhi-sources/
“The coughing started almost automatically as soon as Mr. Jung cleared the way for fresh polls in Delhi,” the source said. “It is only when we switched on the TV that we realized that somehow Arvind had managed to pick up on the fact that there would be fresh elections, almost automatically. We cancelled our high command meeting and went home because Mr. Kejriwal was clearly in a coughing mood and did not want to be disturbed.”
“He has also been giving a practice dharna in front of the bathroom, and has not let any of us use it,” Mrs. Kejriwal is reported to have told the source about the situation at the Kejriwal residence. “We have had to use one of the neighbours’ loos.”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/11/09/kejriwal-coughing-non-stop-ever-since-fresh-polls-announced-in-delhi-sources/
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