All recovered black money to be distributed amongst victims of ‘Happy New Year’: Finance Minister

Congratulations to HNY which just made 100 crores (or 200?). That didn't stop it from sucking as a movie though. Satire.

Delhi: A couple of days after Jaya Bachhan, a Rajya Sabha MP, announced that ‘Happy New Year’ was a nonsensical movie, Arun Jaitley – India’s Finance Minister – announced that any and all recovered black money would soon be distributed amongst victims of ‘Happy New Year’.

“A case of a brother-sister duo terrorizing the nation with their movies has come to light,” Mr. Jaitley said to reporters from his Mantralay office. “We have taken suo moto cognizance of the issue and hereby announce that the first right to the recovered black money shall be for the victims of their most recently released misadventure.”

However, within an hour of Mr. Jaitley making the statement, Ram Jethmalani took suo moto cognizance of the suo moto cognizance and threatened to file an injunctive motion against it. “I see no reference to how Saajid Khan’s victims will be compensated, in the statement,” Jethmalani said. “At the end of the day, ‘Happy New Year’ is almost a classic if you compare it with ‘Himmatwala’ or ‘Humshakals’.”

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