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Not willing to let the opportunity to hide behind an excuse go, the Congress party today released an official statement that just like Shashi Tharoor’s Twitter handle, Rahul Gandhi’s brain has also been occasionally hacked in the past. Without naming names, the party suggested that communally active forces that wanted to destroy the country’s unity were trying to get into Rahul’s mind, thereby making a veiled attack at the RSS and the BJP.
“There were several times when he made meaningless statements like his now famous escape velocity, honeybee, etc. speeches and then the ordinance tearing episode,” Manish Tewary, official spokesperson for the Congress party said. “All these times, Rahul baba was not in the right frame of mind as his brain had been hacked by communal forces. All these ideas were implanted there by these hackers.”
“Why would we even try to hack into the guy’s brain?” a spokesperson for the BJP said, laughing, when accosted with the allegations. “Khalee tijoree pe chori karke karenge kya?”
Not willing to let the opportunity to hide behind an excuse go, the Congress party today released an official statement that just like Shashi Tharoor’s Twitter handle, Rahul Gandhi’s brain has also been occasionally hacked in the past. Without naming names, the party suggested that communally active forces that wanted to destroy the country’s unity were trying to get into Rahul’s mind, thereby making a veiled attack at the RSS and the BJP.
“There were several times when he made meaningless statements like his now famous escape velocity, honeybee, etc. speeches and then the ordinance tearing episode,” Manish Tewary, official spokesperson for the Congress party said. “All these times, Rahul baba was not in the right frame of mind as his brain had been hacked by communal forces. All these ideas were implanted there by these hackers.”
“Why would we even try to hack into the guy’s brain?” a spokesperson for the BJP said, laughing, when accosted with the allegations. “Khalee tijoree pe chori karke karenge kya?”
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