Tired of pre poll surveys. Wonder how many more we'll have to go through before national elections.
Satire.
A pre poll survey conducted by Times NOW has predicted that there would be several more pre poll surveys before the general elections begin in the summer of 2014.
Many more to come.
“We thought of conducting a survey on the number of surveys, instead of electoral prospects of various parties, since our own channel’s surveys kept consistently missing the Modi wave,” a spokesperson for Times NOW said.
“Our survey shows that there will at least twenty more pre poll surveys before elections start in May 2014. Especially with no one forming a government in Delhi, re-elections in Delhi alone will contribute at least five more surveys standalone.”
“We are very happy and satisfied with the survey’s results,” Pranob Roy, a regular watcher of Times NOW said.
“Generally we calibrate the volume on our TV with Arnabda’s channel. Even on mute, our neighbours can hear Arnabda speaking. All of us, Bengalis, are so proud of him,” he added, gushing. “We are sure that even if the survey results are wrong, Arnabda will shout loud enough to make everything seem just right with the world.”
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