Terrorist organizations need 'special statuses' too.
Satire.
Delhi: With several of its top operatives caught and investigative agencies breathing down its neck, the Indian Mujahideen has asked the Indian government to bestow special status upon it. The organization claimed that, like the Bihar government, it cannot sustain its growth rate without special support from the government.
Since attacking Indian cities doesn’t seem to evoke any reaction from govt, IM has threatened to drone attack its own hideouts if demands are not met.
“We are a completely Indian outfit and like all Indian branches of Multi National Organizations, we have been severely impacted by this 4% growth rate and high inflation rate here in this country,” a senior operative said, on condition of anonymity. “How can we buy material for making bombs when the entire budget we get goes into buying onions and tomatoes and now evensalt? We are trying to kill Indians to avenge some killings in a context that I have forgotten about, but this inflation is killing us in turn.”
When quizzed about future plans in case the outfit went bankrupt, the operative replied, “I don’t know. I think we will begin hoarding onions and tomatoes now… that is where the real terrorist action is these days.”
However Indian Mujhaideen is confident that as long as Congress led UPA govt is there and there are generous leaders like Sushil Kumar Shinde to take care of their needs, nothing can hamper their spirit.
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