Never understood why news channels interview people on the street for their views before every match! Satire...
Mumbai/ Delhi/ Bangalore/ Kolkata: The ICC World T20 final was called off after no one any
news channel interviewed thought England would win the final. Having taken the opinion of about twenty random ex-cricketers who all predicted a West Indian win, the news channels turned to anyone they could find on the street – all of whom predicted a West Indian World Cup win too. The ICC reportedly took suo moto cognizance of this and decided to call off the final.
“Ashish Chopra and Debankar Gandhi predicting an England win is one
thing but once you have Arnab Goswami calling your representative on his
channel and showing him video footage of hundreds of people all
supporting West Indies, there is very little you can do,” Zaheer Abbas,
the President of the ICC, said. “So, we have decided to call off the
final… after all, Mr. Goswami believes why even have a final in India
with no Indian team in it, which everyone already believes one team will
win.”
“We are all very scared of Mr. Arnab Goswami,” Mr. Abbas added.
Mumbai/ Delhi/ Bangalore/ Kolkata: The ICC World T20 final was called off after no one any
news channel interviewed thought England would win the final. Having taken the opinion of about twenty random ex-cricketers who all predicted a West Indian win, the news channels turned to anyone they could find on the street – all of whom predicted a West Indian World Cup win too. The ICC reportedly took suo moto cognizance of this and decided to call off the final.
“Ashish Chopra and Debankar Gandhi predicting an England win is one
thing but once you have Arnab Goswami calling your representative on his
channel and showing him video footage of hundreds of people all
supporting West Indies, there is very little you can do,” Zaheer Abbas,
the President of the ICC, said. “So, we have decided to call off the
final… after all, Mr. Goswami believes why even have a final in India
with no Indian team in it, which everyone already believes one team will
win.”“We are all very scared of Mr. Arnab Goswami,” Mr. Abbas added.
No comments:
Post a Comment