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Mumbai/Pakistan: Ekta Kapoor, the self-styled queen of Indian TV, has offered a permanent job at
Balaji Telefilms to the ISI men who scripted, directed and edited the ‘Indian spy confession’ video. The video, which stars Kulbhushan Jadhav as a RAW agent and has about 128 cuts in less than six minutes, jarring camera movements and sudden shots of Kulbhushan laughing– reminding one of a snippets from any and every K-Serial ever made, reportedly pleased Ms. Kapoor so much that she banged her ring laden fingers on her throne at Balaji Telefilms and inexplicably screamed, “Kkkulbhushan!”
While the Pakistani establishment has yet to formally react to this
offer, a source in ISI told this Faking News reporter that the offer was
being seriously considered. “The ISI is very confused who it is
targeting India, Taliban, Afghanistan, NATO or Nawaz Sharif’s
government”, the source said, on condition of anonymity. “This leads to a
lot of work related stress. We are essentially trying to kill jo bhi asaani se mar jaaye, uss hafte. At least, in Balaji, our people will have clarity on what to do everyday.”
Meanwhile, Arnab Goswami took the opportunity to pronounce both Ekta Kapoor and the letter ‘K’ as traitors.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/04/ekta-kapoor-offers-permanent-job-to-isi-men-who-made-the-indian-spy-confession-video/
Mumbai/Pakistan: Ekta Kapoor, the self-styled queen of Indian TV, has offered a permanent job at
Balaji Telefilms to the ISI men who scripted, directed and edited the ‘Indian spy confession’ video. The video, which stars Kulbhushan Jadhav as a RAW agent and has about 128 cuts in less than six minutes, jarring camera movements and sudden shots of Kulbhushan laughing– reminding one of a snippets from any and every K-Serial ever made, reportedly pleased Ms. Kapoor so much that she banged her ring laden fingers on her throne at Balaji Telefilms and inexplicably screamed, “Kkkulbhushan!”
While the Pakistani establishment has yet to formally react to this
offer, a source in ISI told this Faking News reporter that the offer was
being seriously considered. “The ISI is very confused who it is
targeting India, Taliban, Afghanistan, NATO or Nawaz Sharif’s
government”, the source said, on condition of anonymity. “This leads to a
lot of work related stress. We are essentially trying to kill jo bhi asaani se mar jaaye, uss hafte. At least, in Balaji, our people will have clarity on what to do everyday.”Meanwhile, Arnab Goswami took the opportunity to pronounce both Ekta Kapoor and the letter ‘K’ as traitors.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/04/ekta-kapoor-offers-permanent-job-to-isi-men-who-made-the-indian-spy-confession-video/
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