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Reykjavik, Iceland: The ruling Icelandic coalition today permitted Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson to resume office after he publicly said, “Iceland Mata Ki Jai” (“Victory for Mother Iceland”)! Though an interim Prime Minister (Fisheries Minister, Sigurdur Ingi Johannsson) had been named, Gunnlaugsson was immediately reinstated after his proclamation of the greatness of “Iceland Mata”.
Gunnlaugsson had earlier resigned on Tuesday, after documents leaked from a Panama-based law firm revealed that his wife possessed a secret offshore account worth millions of dollars.
“Yes, Gunnlaugsson has been reinstated,” a spokesperson for the Icelandic government said, “His wife might have stashed some money away in Panama but that is all irrelevant now. He has said Iceland Mata Ki Jai. All is now forgiven.”
Meanwhile, Panama – the country in the eye of the Panama Papers storm – has sought to move the United Nations to seek suspension of investigations against accountholders of the more than two hundred thousand entities associated with Mossack Fonseca, if they say the same incantation for their own countries.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/12/tainted-by-panama-papers-ex-iceland-pm-to-be-allowed-to-resume-office-after-saying-iceland-mata-ki-jai/
Reykjavik, Iceland: The ruling Icelandic coalition today permitted Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson to resume office after he publicly said, “Iceland Mata Ki Jai” (“Victory for Mother Iceland”)! Though an interim Prime Minister (Fisheries Minister, Sigurdur Ingi Johannsson) had been named, Gunnlaugsson was immediately reinstated after his proclamation of the greatness of “Iceland Mata”.
Gunnlaugsson had earlier resigned on Tuesday, after documents leaked from a Panama-based law firm revealed that his wife possessed a secret offshore account worth millions of dollars.
“Yes, Gunnlaugsson has been reinstated,” a spokesperson for the Icelandic government said, “His wife might have stashed some money away in Panama but that is all irrelevant now. He has said Iceland Mata Ki Jai. All is now forgiven.”
Meanwhile, Panama – the country in the eye of the Panama Papers storm – has sought to move the United Nations to seek suspension of investigations against accountholders of the more than two hundred thousand entities associated with Mossack Fonseca, if they say the same incantation for their own countries.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2016/04/12/tainted-by-panama-papers-ex-iceland-pm-to-be-allowed-to-resume-office-after-saying-iceland-mata-ki-jai/
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