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Delhi: After BJP’s PM
candidate Narendra Modi met Rajnikanth to seek his endorsement for the
Prime Minister’s post, Rahul Gandhi – Congress’ Prime Ministerial
candidate – has decided to seek the endorsement of a similarly qualified
movie star. However, since no superstar agreed to
meet him on such short notice, Rahul had to settle for a relatively
jobless movie actor, Kamal Rashid Khan, famous for his stints on Big
Boss and the unintentionally funny “Deshdrohi” movies.
Apparently, Narendra Modi on Sunday evening met actor Rajnikanth at
the latter’s residence in Chennai right after reaching the city. Seeking
to react quickly to the move, the Congress High Command under pressure
from Rahul, hurriedly set up a meeting with KRK with an eye on the
all-important “secular” vote bank.
“Rahulji will soon be meeting KRK at his residence to seek his
blessings,” Abhishek Manu Singhvi, Congress spokesperson said. “Had Mr.
Modi cared about Muslims, he would have met some Khan too, instead of
Rajnikanth. This proves that Congress is the only truly secular party.”
When asked what would Mr. Gandhi do on meeting KRK, Mr. Singhvi said,
“Considering Mr. Khan is talking about which woman he will hit on next
on his Twitter account all the time, I think they will discuss female
empowerment.”
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