September 21, 2015

Village feeling 37.281% more secular after meeting both Sonia and Rahul Gandhi

Satire...

Patna, Bihar: Villagers in Dhibra Village in Patna suddenly felt more secular after Sonia and Rahul Gandhi spoke at a rally there. While this was not the Gandhis’ first rally in the run up to the Bihar elections, political scientists on Times Now believed that the levels of secularism rose because the Gandhis were not sharing the stage with any other political party.

While the Congress pegged the rise in secularism due to their efforts, a BJP spokesperson rubbished the reports. He threatened to ban meat, beef or something similar in the area to prove his point.
When this Faking News reporter spoke with a few locals, it turned out that most people had been so mesmerized by Rahul Gandhi’s speech that they had forgotten their religion.

“Bhaiyya, Kapil Sharma ek taraf aur eeh Rahul baba ek taraf”, a villager said.

“Our dreams of seeing a comedian speak at close quarters have come true,” another said. “We had only seen these people on TV earlier.”

http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/09/20/village-feeling-37-281-more-secular-after-meeting-both-sonia-and-rahul-gandhi/

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