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New Delhi: Inspired by the One Rank One Pension (OROP) protests currently on in the capital, male engineers from IIT Delhi held a candlelight vigil (in broad daylight) to demand ‘One Man, One Girlfriend’. These aggrieved men, most of whom had believed IIT would be a place to hit on and pick up girls after reading Chetan Bhagat books, took up the vigil after only one of them made a girlfriend in the first year of college.
“I am tired of going to fests to try and hit on women all of whom seem to have these mysterious ‘boyfriends‘,” Tadapit Prasad, a chemical engineering student said. “The only reason I wasted two years of my life at Kota and fifteen years of my life before that was so that I could get into IIT like Chetan and have sex. However, the only benefit of IIT so far has been the high speed LAN with a
high density of shared porn… And that too, this government wants to ban!”
The students raised slogans for OMOG and burnt effigies of both Arvind Kejriwal and Narendra Modi.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/09/01/inspired-by-orop-iit-students-demand-one-man-one-girlfriend-omog/
New Delhi: Inspired by the One Rank One Pension (OROP) protests currently on in the capital, male engineers from IIT Delhi held a candlelight vigil (in broad daylight) to demand ‘One Man, One Girlfriend’. These aggrieved men, most of whom had believed IIT would be a place to hit on and pick up girls after reading Chetan Bhagat books, took up the vigil after only one of them made a girlfriend in the first year of college.
“I am tired of going to fests to try and hit on women all of whom seem to have these mysterious ‘boyfriends‘,” Tadapit Prasad, a chemical engineering student said. “The only reason I wasted two years of my life at Kota and fifteen years of my life before that was so that I could get into IIT like Chetan and have sex. However, the only benefit of IIT so far has been the high speed LAN with a
high density of shared porn… And that too, this government wants to ban!”
The students raised slogans for OMOG and burnt effigies of both Arvind Kejriwal and Narendra Modi.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/09/01/inspired-by-orop-iit-students-demand-one-man-one-girlfriend-omog/
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