It's magical how much physical violence the AAP attracts. Satire.
After being slapped around incessantly
soon after it resurfaced from its hibernation, a mosquito based out of
east Delhi has announced that it would soon be seeking to join the Aam
Aadmi Party. Apparently the mosquito’s ordeal
started as soon as the extended winter and rains ended in Delhi and it
resurfaced out of hibernation.
The mosquito in question – called Tadapit Kumar – said that it had
been watching television channels in houses along the Yamuna for some
time and found that members of the Aam Aadmi Party had been going
through the same trauma as him.
“I identify terrifically with these AAP fellows,” Tadapit said,
buzzing close to this reporter’s ear. “They kept getting beaten up,
slapped, shooed away, etc. just like me. Therefore, I have decided to
join these fellows in their quest for whatever it is that they are
questing for.”
Speaking from his habitat alongside the Yamuna, Tadapit said, “People
have to understand that if they keep slapping my kind, we will soon
become an endangered species.” Referring to Kejriwal, the founder/ chief slap-taker of the Aam Aadmi Party, the mosquito said, “Look at Kejriwal… Uska putla bhi laga dein toh rah chalte log thapad maar jaayein.”
“He is the best man to lead my kind in their fight against… um…
everything,” Tadapit said. “Isn’t that what the AAP is all about?
Fighting everything?”
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