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New Delhi: The Supreme Court today ruled that the state that would burn more vehicles would get more cusecs of Cauvery water. A one judge bench of the Supreme Court ruled that since both states had already invested significant resources in destroying resources, it would now consider this only while making its final decision.
“Instead of relying on committees and subcommittees and surveyors for
farmland and reservoir levels, we now believe that a count of burnt
vehicles would serve as a better benchmark for how much water each side
requires,” the Supreme Court said today in its judgment.
So far Karnataka leads the burnt vehicle count with 105 vehicles burnt to Tamil Nadu’s 3.
“They should also take into account the number of establishments damaged”, an agitated Tamil protestor said. “We have not been able to burn as many buses and trucks as Kannadigas but we are neck to neck on shops or offices destroyed.”
Both sides planned to burn more buses to protest against the order.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/politics/state-burnt-vehicles-get-cauvery-water-sc-28136
New Delhi: The Supreme Court today ruled that the state that would burn more vehicles would get more cusecs of Cauvery water. A one judge bench of the Supreme Court ruled that since both states had already invested significant resources in destroying resources, it would now consider this only while making its final decision.
“Instead of relying on committees and subcommittees and surveyors for
farmland and reservoir levels, we now believe that a count of burnt
vehicles would serve as a better benchmark for how much water each side
requires,” the Supreme Court said today in its judgment.So far Karnataka leads the burnt vehicle count with 105 vehicles burnt to Tamil Nadu’s 3.
“They should also take into account the number of establishments damaged”, an agitated Tamil protestor said. “We have not been able to burn as many buses and trucks as Kannadigas but we are neck to neck on shops or offices destroyed.”
Both sides planned to burn more buses to protest against the order.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/politics/state-burnt-vehicles-get-cauvery-water-sc-28136
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