A toast to the 'Rahul Gandhi' of Pakistan! Satire.
Islamabad: Just a day after declaring that Kashmir belonged to and was a part of Pakistan, an inspired Bilawal Bhutto – heir apparent of the Bhutto political dynasty in Pakistan – declared that his shoes were also a part of his body now.
The comment came in the wake of Bilawal claiming Kashmir was a part of Pakistan and that he would recover every inch of it.
“Right now, my shoes say ‘Jimmy Choo’ at the bottom,” Bhutto said. “But they are my shoes, so how can they belong to this Choo person? I hereby declare that every inch of my shoes is an unmistakeable and irrefutable part of my body.”
Bhutto made the comment at a rally attended by supporters of his party. The fact that he chose to not claim his socks as a part of his body is being seen as a serious indicator of his vision on the geopolitics of the region, by the Pakistani media.
“The socks are like Taliban… so he doesn’t really care about that,” a leading Pakistani news commentator said.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/09/23/after-declaring-kashmir-a-part-of-pakistan-bilawal-bhutto-declares-his-shoes-a-part-of-his-body/
Islamabad: Just a day after declaring that Kashmir belonged to and was a part of Pakistan, an inspired Bilawal Bhutto – heir apparent of the Bhutto political dynasty in Pakistan – declared that his shoes were also a part of his body now.
The comment came in the wake of Bilawal claiming Kashmir was a part of Pakistan and that he would recover every inch of it.
“Right now, my shoes say ‘Jimmy Choo’ at the bottom,” Bhutto said. “But they are my shoes, so how can they belong to this Choo person? I hereby declare that every inch of my shoes is an unmistakeable and irrefutable part of my body.”
Bhutto made the comment at a rally attended by supporters of his party. The fact that he chose to not claim his socks as a part of his body is being seen as a serious indicator of his vision on the geopolitics of the region, by the Pakistani media.
“The socks are like Taliban… so he doesn’t really care about that,” a leading Pakistani news commentator said.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2014/09/23/after-declaring-kashmir-a-part-of-pakistan-bilawal-bhutto-declares-his-shoes-a-part-of-his-body/
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