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Mumbai: After acquitting Salman Khan in the thirteen
year old hit and run case, the Bombay High court claimed that Salman or
‘Bhai’ as he is popularly known, was not only innocent but a virgin as
well. The almost fifty year old Salman had claimed to be a virgin on
Karan Johar’s eponymous show,‘Koffee with Karan”, a few years ago.
“The court case proves a malicious intent to malign the image of Mr. Khan who is as innocent as Robert Vadra”, Justice Joshi, the presiding judge at the High Court said in his order acquitting the actor. “This court strongly believes every word that Mr. Khan has uttered as the gospel truth, including his claim of being a virgin.”
‘Bhai’ fans celebrated the verdict with victory processions throughout the city. Several of them agreed with the Court’s assessment of the actor’s virginity. “Itne busy aadmee hain bhai… karne ka time nahin toh milega hoga,” Vikresh, a Bandra resident said, while distributing laddoos.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/12/11/salman-khan-not-only-innocent-but-a-virgin-too-bombay-high-court/
Mumbai: After acquitting Salman Khan in the thirteen
year old hit and run case, the Bombay High court claimed that Salman or
‘Bhai’ as he is popularly known, was not only innocent but a virgin as
well. The almost fifty year old Salman had claimed to be a virgin on
Karan Johar’s eponymous show,‘Koffee with Karan”, a few years ago.“The court case proves a malicious intent to malign the image of Mr. Khan who is as innocent as Robert Vadra”, Justice Joshi, the presiding judge at the High Court said in his order acquitting the actor. “This court strongly believes every word that Mr. Khan has uttered as the gospel truth, including his claim of being a virgin.”
‘Bhai’ fans celebrated the verdict with victory processions throughout the city. Several of them agreed with the Court’s assessment of the actor’s virginity. “Itne busy aadmee hain bhai… karne ka time nahin toh milega hoga,” Vikresh, a Bandra resident said, while distributing laddoos.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/12/11/salman-khan-not-only-innocent-but-a-virgin-too-bombay-high-court/
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