Another one in the latest Salman series. Couldn't resist. Satire.
10 Janpath, Delhi: Boldened apparently by Salman
Khan’s acquittal in the 13 year old Bandra hit and run case, Sonia
Gandhi today claimed that the National Herald case too involved the
Gandhis’ driver. Speaking at a national meet of the Congress party
today, Ms. Gandhi said that Tadapit Kumar, Rahul and her driver of
fifteen years, was the actual investor in National Herald and not the
Gandhis.
“I want to confirm today that it was our driver, Tadapit-ji, who had given the Rs. 90 Crore loan to acquire a controlling stake in National Herald,” Ms. Gandhi said, amid cheers and applause from the crowd of Congress party-men at the meet. “”Tadapit-ji did so without informing Rahul or me, and his only mistake was that he happened to once share a cigarette with Mr. Subramanian Swamy’s driver, post which Mr. Swamy started falsely implicating us in this case.”
“It is the intolerance of the Narendra Modi government that they are targeting innocent people like us, whose drivers happened to innocently invest 90 Crores in a company,” she continued. “We will raise this issue on the floor of the house.”
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/12/driver-invested-in-national-herald-without-telling-us-sonia-gandhi/
10 Janpath, Delhi: Boldened apparently by Salman
Khan’s acquittal in the 13 year old Bandra hit and run case, Sonia
Gandhi today claimed that the National Herald case too involved the
Gandhis’ driver. Speaking at a national meet of the Congress party
today, Ms. Gandhi said that Tadapit Kumar, Rahul and her driver of
fifteen years, was the actual investor in National Herald and not the
Gandhis.“I want to confirm today that it was our driver, Tadapit-ji, who had given the Rs. 90 Crore loan to acquire a controlling stake in National Herald,” Ms. Gandhi said, amid cheers and applause from the crowd of Congress party-men at the meet. “”Tadapit-ji did so without informing Rahul or me, and his only mistake was that he happened to once share a cigarette with Mr. Subramanian Swamy’s driver, post which Mr. Swamy started falsely implicating us in this case.”
“It is the intolerance of the Narendra Modi government that they are targeting innocent people like us, whose drivers happened to innocently invest 90 Crores in a company,” she continued. “We will raise this issue on the floor of the house.”
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/12/driver-invested-in-national-herald-without-telling-us-sonia-gandhi/
Wish i had such a driver...hahaha
ReplyDeleteHilarious