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Mumbai: On the same day that the Bombay High Court acquitted Salman Khan of all charges in the infamous Bandra hit and run case 13 years ago, a little over thousand crore in black money returned to India. Businessmen brought back black money parked abroad, convinced that the no one would prosecute the wealthy and the well-connected.
“If Salman had gone to jail, we would have lost faith in our judicial
system”, Babu Yadav, a Bihar based businessman said, using his
country-made pistol to shoot in the air, in celebration. “Just like the High Court has asked the police to prove that Salman was drunk, we will ask the government to prove that this money is black. After all, the color of this money is still the same”.
Investors pumped money into the the stock markets as well and the Sensex rose by a 1000 points as a result. Foreign investors returned to Indian equities, some of them confirming that with Salman now free, ‘achhe din’ were finally here. “We are happy that Mr. Khan is free,” Mark Mobius, CEO of Franklin Templeton said, “and we congratulate the Modi government wholeheartedly for finally festering a culture of tolerance. What best to counter claims of intolerance than letting off a murderer?”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/12/11/faith-in-corruption-restored-with-salman-verdict-black-money-begins-returning-to-india-sensex-rises-1000-points/
Mumbai: On the same day that the Bombay High Court acquitted Salman Khan of all charges in the infamous Bandra hit and run case 13 years ago, a little over thousand crore in black money returned to India. Businessmen brought back black money parked abroad, convinced that the no one would prosecute the wealthy and the well-connected.
Investors pumped money into the the stock markets as well and the Sensex rose by a 1000 points as a result. Foreign investors returned to Indian equities, some of them confirming that with Salman now free, ‘achhe din’ were finally here. “We are happy that Mr. Khan is free,” Mark Mobius, CEO of Franklin Templeton said, “and we congratulate the Modi government wholeheartedly for finally festering a culture of tolerance. What best to counter claims of intolerance than letting off a murderer?”
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2015/12/11/faith-in-corruption-restored-with-salman-verdict-black-money-begins-returning-to-india-sensex-rises-1000-points/
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